Mr. Mike Goes to the Zoo
Once upon a time there was a man named Mike. His origin goes back in the annals of time unknown. Not that it was an unknown time, but rather that no one understood his references because he was just that old. Mr. Mike was a well known and beloved figure of his community and his legend is remembered in many stories, one of which I will tell today. Bear in mind, however, that these stories are questionable at best, and highly doubtful at worst. But whether these stories are verifiable or not, the fact remains that Mr. Mike is undoubtedly the most famous Mike you will ever know, as I’m sure you will soon see… Now, where was I? Ah yes, Mr. Mike and the Zoo. One day, Mr. Mike decided he would like to go to the zoo. He convinced his family that making such a trip would be highly educational and entertaining. If they only knew what was in store for them! They first visited the penguins and thought...